May 2012
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Me: aw are you still with your current girlfriend?
Random facebook cosplay add: nope she’s the one who blames me Me: :( when did that happen Random facebook cosplay add: that happen after the murder of her mom
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tonyvortex asked: 5.-47.-59.-53.
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Let's get weird. {{TMI TUESDAY!}}
t’s get weird. {{TMI TUESDAY!}}
1: What is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had...
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
berndor:
i work at a chinese buffet…fml. abs of steel under my msg-induced layer of fat yup
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People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via suzywire)
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tonyvortex asked: If you were a pop tart what would be your flavor?
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